You'll have to punch me in the face to know what's new. I have a journal here, site updates and eventually some links, tips or my latest favourites. >>

That's me has some information about myself. No kidding. If you really, totally and absolutely want to know things about me like what's my left eye colour or what was my favourite pastime as an eighteen-months-old, this is the link for you! >>

Ideas and opinions are hidden behind the light bulb and exclamation mark. It's basically just a collection of mediocre essays and a whole lot of brain waste. >>

The paintbrush leads to everything art. Drawings, stories, poems, whatever I can come up with. Although I'm not very artistic. Nevertheless, this page holds pretty much everything I've ever produced (which isn't really that much), because I'm so vain. >>

You use a camera to take photos so that's what you'll find there. En masse. Some even come with a story. >>

The blinking heart print on my shirt will lead you to my friends and family and everyone who's dear to me on the most sentimental page on my entire website. >>

Okay, you probably didn't expect anything down there, but my feet take you to my shoe collection. Lots of pictures of shoes. I collect shoe pictures. Especially the weird and unusual ones. the footnotes. All the little side info on this site. >>

Last but not least, the paint spill takes you to my links. Now, you might be wondering, what does spilled paint have to do with links? Well, I have no clue. Maybe you can tell me. For so long the links will be green paint. >>